new money

I dunno if I've written this before, but this is a story about new money. Around 2000 I was at the beach. We met this lobsterman tryna sell us his catch of the day for some 200 pesos. We didn't have any money on hand and it was a good trek away. The guy followed us and told us about his family, eight kids, his money problems and though we didn't want the lobster because we already had food being prepared he did tell us of this new money he had and wondered if we would take it? So we walk along with him to their village and into his hut, a small wooden hut with a thatched dried grass roof and a stamped out dirt floor, pregnant wife with a cold taking care of the smallest baby with a cold too, and seven little kids all over the place what the heck? The wife goes over to show me their plastic drum where they carry their rice...and its empty. Oh, ok. So me and buddy were just looking at each other and looking around smiling saying hi, and the lobsterman comes out with the new money. He was telling us that he brought the money to the main islands mainland and still none of the money changers would change it, he even gave it to his sisters brother who went to Cebu and he came back and gave the money back, unchanged. He said hes been keeping it for this day. He gives us the money and its 20 euro. We had just started hearing about the euro. The lobsterman was telling us that a while ago during a jeepney ride some European handed him the cash when he told him of his life. I forget the details and the order but that is the story as I remember it today. Dated and signed: nicole tirona. True historical account of the reach of the Euro pre paper release in foreign country. After that its been all these different ways to process money online. And now we have again, new money. The bitcoin is a great form of new money. Imagine if all money was actually how it was conceived. Money = Money, not Money = We Print Money. You know what I mean? So, like, all the euros and all the dollars and all the yens couldn't make the world go round again. I already thought of a sci fi tangent involving all these stored keys and lost monies due to computer crashes etc that are somehow regurgitated way into the future. There is this one storage that uses radio waves? You dont even need the net to get it. So cool right? You can store your money in a usb or a safe or on a piece of paper or maybe if you are some kind of super brain that wont get amnesia you could memorize it. Yeah pretty cool huh I like the radio waves Idea. So the bitcoin is kind of different. Its like a snake chain of keys. Its still kinda fuzzy in my head but I think when i wake up tomorrow and read some more it'll be easier to absorb. So if people keep putting money into it the more it costs. Right now its a lot and growing but it doesnt look like its gomma grow anymore on this one chart I saw I do not kno. Cos there are only so many coins and they arent even all made yet cos it makes them slowly, on purpose till they are all made and then the price should stabilize or some super monster could come gobble up all the bitcoins so its kind of like a real money tracking game to see how long it takes for lame-o earth gobbler corporations from eating up all the bitcoin money.. Yeah. I dunno I'm still confused. I keep seeing these video game computer graphics of like, Mario and Luigi and the snake game on really old flip phones. So yeah mix all that together and you get how I get bitcoins. I'm in!

what is the point!

the fine line between what is real and what is made to be real! magic!!! this is the art i want to make. somehow. hashtag "art" oh yes. getting with the program is herd. between a rock, a hard place and a rosetta stone! actually ive never used it but i heard its a really good method.

heres something crafty

looking for lace i came across this site great site. someones got a really nice lace collection. the patterns are so trippy :)

angry debt collector

wow some angry leprechaun woman just called me. she hated me wow, she didnt want to tell me what debt she was collecting for and demanded me to verify myself and i said no verify yourself first. i said i have this celphone for my convenience not yours. i dont know who you are. then she said what collection agency she was working for and told me i have your full name, date of birth, sin, address (que horror) and i said ok so you have my information, what are you calling me for or what do you want from me, and she goes and says i am collecting a debt and if we do not resolve this matter i am going to have move forward etc and i said what debt are you collecting, is it the visa debt? and she said the same thing so i said the same thing and she was getting pissed and at one point i actually told her to lower her aggressiveness (thanks customer service ppl that i have totally yelled at an taught me their calm) i was getting all welled up inside but i was trying to be cool and at some point she says i am not going to lose my job because of this! (*ding*) i go i dont know who you are you say you have all my information, you could be some hacker you could be some scammer i have no idea its 2014 lady do you know what is out there???? and im totally being true ok, like seriously, and shes freaking the fuck out and she refuses to tell me who shes collecting for and then goes ok we are moving forward, you'll find out!!!!! or she said you'll see!!!!!! and i go thanks for threatening me lady and she is talking but i am scared and freaked out by leprechaun lady and hang up. wtf telling me a veiled "we will come after you" "we have all your information" "tell us its you or else" meanwhile i have no idea who the hell is calling me, its just a number on the line, no name or anything, what debt collection agency can't find it in their budget to add a name on their phone line? i dont think it costs that much more in fact i think its probably free. omg! wtf! some fuckin angry leprechaun woman is gonna come after me and she wants money!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!! cant she go find a rainbow or something????????????????? and you know how much i get trolled and pranked on my real phone! like wow! i didnt write this here but im pretty sure i told everyone on facebook lol do you remember all the times i'd get prank called by some arab man in kansas? oh damn!!!!!!!!! he told me he loved me. during the height of the rob ford kafuffle i was coming up with a totally deranged manifesto that lets just say i should've just gone to bed that night, but anyway during my manifesto blabber i was getting pranked by the arab in kansas. i spoke some persian words to him cos all i had on hand was a persian-tagalog-english dictionary. anyway he at one point asked me what the target was and he kept saying his name was ______ but i couldnt understand. he asked me over and over again what the target was and i said target is a department store. then i guess i hung up. he pranked me a bunch of times more after that but hasnt anymore. i could hear someone telling him what to say but he wouldnt let me talk to the guy. yeah so the target thing, the next day that video or recording of rob ford raging about some target he was gonna kill or something came out and i was like woah! my prank caller was just talking about that! then a little while later target got hit by hackers in a major way :( yeah so to end this entry all im saying leprechaun lady is that i do not know who you are cos its 2014 and my laptop got hacked in a major way a few years ago by some russians(?) the malaysian internet response team alerted me about, and i get prank calls all the time, so pardon my french but i dont know if you are who you are specially when you wont tell me what you are actually calling me for! at least the arab man told me he loved me. i cant say the same about you now can i?


man im so pissed. all my sewing stuff smells like piss. ewwwwww its so gross!!! gak. and now i have to edit my last posts for swearing. grrrrrr :mumblesexplicitswears: (not really) but god damn why is it like this????? i don't even really have any motivation to do the dishes and now this. lol. wtc. (thats what the crap, not world trade centre ;) maybe i should come up with using new swears that dont refer to human excrement. it was the plumbers so called new pipes that messed up. suddenly i have this intense urge of wanting to see this old blog i used to read in the late 90's i guess.. this weed guy was just writing forever and i would read this incoherent rambling and i think he called marijuana funny or his pipe funny, but either way, i scratched the word funny onto this beautiful pipe my friend gave me all the way from haight - ashbury in sf. it was a metal bowl screwed onto this solid lucite or resin curved edge long rectangular piece of clear with copper glitter on the bottom with a long thin hole burrowed through the whole length into the screwed in part of the bowl. so i scratched it on the bowl. that blog was trippy ahah reading about all that guys thoughts and hanging out with his friends. fun/ oops i mean, super fun! who was he? where was he from? i dunno. im listening to molokos do you like my tight sweater right now. its sooo trippy, still. i am just amazed and always humbled by the sharp intelligence of it all. oh yeah you know what else im amazed at are the rap goofz new videos... ON TO THE VIDEOS!!!!!!! this one is on my playlist for prison reform :triestoremembertomakeprisonreformplaylist: lol this one i think is my fave ahah and thats all for now folks.
Damn. My closets totally flooded now. Got the other super in to fix the problem (cos the super of my building is somewhat of a deaf moron) and he broke the celing open omg and the pipes were totally spraying! Ew it smells weird in here. No wonder it smelled weird in here when I got home earlier. Fuck its so gross it smells like nasty old cement piss. Gross!!!!! An also this means... more workers up in here. I am so mad. Oh and my internet is messed up too. Aaaannnnd the commenter who found my bulul posts is that annoying freak loser matt mspaint. duh. Great. So annoying. Stalked, harassed, flooded, trolled, IS THERE NOTHING YOU NO CAN DO TORONTO? (i got that from big foot by that romulieu guy) fuck im annoyed. I need me some dominic up in here this is serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ugh no seriously i am tired as fuck. i went out today. and yeah i went out last night!!!!! GASPAR! if you live in toronto you know that means i went out in negative freakin 40 wind chill factorzzzzzz shet!!!!!! i am sleepy and now i got all this crap i gotta deal with tomorrow I AM UNHAPPY AND TIRED.
I should change this blog name to Things That Piss Nicole Off Blog. SERIOUS. Guess what I just found hmmm?????? Oh nothing. Just my hallway closet COMPLETELY FLOODED Every single pattern I have ever made is now all wet and stuck all together. All my fabric and SO MUCH OTHER MADE STUFF IS NOW soaked with nasty old wood smelling water I am so mad at the dumb fuck worker plumbers from the last time (couplaweeksago) or whatever the heck they were trying to fix in the closet. The did NOT do a good job omg I am so mad. I just wanted to relax when I got home so I take a shower and then notice this huge puddle forming under my closet door......... Why don't I have boyfriend right now to cuddle me and stuff????? WHY????????????????????