Classic IYL Filigree Locket Necklace with Vintage Cream Flower

ah i used to make this a lot
one of my most fave designs and most popular
so classic
when i would find the vintage lockets and oxidize them so cool
but now i cant find them as much and use these new ones
but i still have a few actual dead stock flowers.. saving them now
but this one has a vintage flower still.

its on etsy for 30CAD plus 2 bucks shipping in canada or 3 bucks if in the u.s.
i wanna redo my site and this blog. .... so im just gonna post on etsy sometimes for now

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/190233565/cream-flower-locket-with-filigree-detail

Roses Smell Bad

Roses smell bad, Violets are poo,
Agave is expensive and so are you.
We each like sprouts but in our own way.
If we make a recipe lets make it out of clay?

I Love You Like Salt

Boiled peanuts are so good
Steamed and salty even better.
Not to question where the water came from
If pumping from a third world country.

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/boiled_peanuts/

this misguided politician
http://adobochronicles.com/2014/05/06/philippines-to-tax-balut-other-street-food-vendors/

When You Used To Text Me

You would say
Good morning beautiful!
You are Amazing!
I hit the jackpot!
And other things that make one smile
As if a pre-programmed app for manly men
When you used to text me
I would be the femme sub
Wearing pink pearls and lace ruffles.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/broapp-new-app-enables-busy-boyfriends-to-send-preprogrammed-text-messages-to-their-girlfriends-9160556.html

We Could Have Sold It

If you were with me,
We could have sold it,
Your chest hair
To plastic surgeons.
Made a killing and bought new clothes
For our emperors
Have not.

Toss Your Razor

Never mind your hair my love
You were in the right state
Hide away your combs
Toss your razor
And run for my hills
My boob hills of pleasure
Hipster playgrounds past
Know not the bounty of this bounty!

http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster-wannabes-forking-over-thousands-for-facial-hair-transplants/

Eskimo Style

You're like an Eskimo talking about snow
when you tell me you'll call back in five minutes.

Like the letter I shoved into your back pocket.
Like the ten bucks you left in one of yours,
Maya says you get anything you want.

We're like Eskimos talking about snow,
when we have a hundred ways to say I love you.

I'm like a puddle of glow stick blood
in daylight
when you say you'll call back in five minutes.

Like the time I called Dominics Pizza back,
Or that time you thought I took your stash
might be
How much I love you crossing your legs.

I'm like an Eskimo talking about snow
asking you if you'll call me back or not.

Adjusted Bodice Sloper *new pics added*

Bought this dress for 5 bucks at a clearance shop with the idea of fixing it, and I did, just didn't do a super perfect job lol

Anyway I was able to make a sloper that fits my body perfectly and that was worth it because I've been *wanting* to make underwear but haven't really taken any steps towards making any (need a new machine with the zigzag stitch-the one with three stitches per zag) until I made this pattern.

this is the back part of the dress. i already took the front part off
 this is the lining. i used this to make my pattern. you can see the original size on the left side, and on the right side i've put the two pieces closer together to make it smaller.
 i can't really remember how i figured out how to adjust the boob parts. i think i just pinched the fabric and marked it and guesstimated. oh wait. i didnt guesstimate that much cos you need to match up the measurements. when everything was adjusted i traced the fabric pieces on paper and cut it out and thats now my pattern.
 here is the lining all sewed up, i did a running stitch and fitted it to make sure, then went over it with the machine
 this is the denim/front part. the cups had a fused interface which i didn't remove.
the weird part was i couldn't remember how the lining and the front was attached. it was kinda complicated, the bottoms of the cups were somehow blind stitched onto the front but the rest was loose ugh. i dunno what i did- had to turn the thing inside out and pass it through itself. it was really confusing
amazingly enough i managed to save most of the original topstitched-washed edges on the front side and was able to follow along those lines so here it is all sewed up and ready to re-attach back onto the dress. tbh i think this pic might be the front part before i took it apart. wait a second, this make shift tute is getting progressively worse.
 anyway, its done now but i didnt do that good of a job and its a bit wonky. probably because i was too lazy to take the original zipper completely off and i didnt really think about it. so yeah...

so here are the pics of me wearing it all wonky.

its not much work to do it again so when i have time and do some sewing ill finish it. maybe lol
it needs a lot of work like it needs maybe a bra sewed in the cups if i ever wanted to wear it without a bra. hah im so lazy. ok yeah so probably itll look great with a strapless bra. i dont have one.

 ok and here is the zipper side. see what i mean i was being impatient. and look at the results. horrible. also i need to take it in more so its fit perfect. that would also help the bralessness issue.
 this is the other side and see what i mean? i need to sew it in where the dark parts are and it will be a better fit with the fixed zipper side. duh. and match up with the belt. double duh did you see the zipper side belt part lol
 pa dah its all wonky and shiz you guyses. i dunno. but i have a pattern now and yeah ok i guess it could be ok. for sleeping.
if redo it ill post it again.

oh let me take pics of the inside and ill post here.